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Bob’s Burgers is now 12 seasons into its run on Fox as part of its “Animation Domination” lineup, and its fanbase is one of the most dedicated out there.

Want proof? Superfans will certainly want one or more of the Bob’s Burgers t-shirts below if they don’t already own them.

  • Human Flesh T-Shirt

    As we all know, “If it’s yellow, salmonella. If it’s chartreuse, it’s a deuce. And if it’s blue, it’s your aunt Sue.”

    Get It Now From Tee Public
  • One Eyed Snakes T-Shirt

    Of course, if you really want to join the One Eyed Snake, you’ll need to seek out Critter. #RIPHornyDave

  • 'Die Hard The Musical!' T-Shirt

    “I’m Grubin’! I’m Hans Gruber and I’m Grubin’!”

  • 'Sweet Baby Blade Foot' T-Shirt

    STAB! STAB! STAB!

    STING! STING! STING!

  • 'Your Ass Is Grass And I'm Gonna Mow It' T-Shirt

    Just consider this a reminder that you should never mess with Tina Ruth Belcher.

    Score Yours Now From Tee Public
  • 'Only Strippers Shave Above The Knees' T-Shirt


    “The good ones, anyway”

  • 'Caffrey's Taffy' T-Shirt

    “The kids didn’t look close enough in the taffy butt/You have a taffy butt/There’s treasure in that butt/I want that taffy butt/Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!”

  • Wagstaff School

    Known for its excellent home ec-staurant, stellar student journalism and, of course, Mr. Phillip Frond, the self-certified counselor.

  • Mouse Anus T-Shirt

    “Well, I’ve embraced it. We are the anus restaurant, Lin!”

  • CAKE T-Shirt

    Believe it or not, CAKE is still running down at the Wharf Arts Center.

  • Boyz 4 Now T-Shirt

    “Will you be mine? Coal mine! Will you be mine? Diamond mine!”

    Get It Now From Tee Public
  • Fish Rocket Burgers T-Shirt

    “It looks like a huge, misshapen penis!”

  • 'This Is Me Now' T-Shirt

    There’s a bit of Beefsquatch in all of us.

  • The Equestranauts T-Shirt

    Mini and Peggy-sis/Flying in clouds so high/Headhorn and Chariot/Come to my place tonight/Equestranauts/We’re brothers forever.”

    Pick It Up On Tee Public
  • 'Don't Feed A Guy A Sponge, Bobby!' T-Shirt

    In all seriousness, Teddy said he was pretty discerning but still ate the sponge without even looking at it first.

    Score Yours Now From Tee Public

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